Archive for December, 2014

Romantic Fish

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2014

A romantic trout, name of Blue,
Went to his girlfriend to woo:
She egged in the silt,
He squirted his milt,
Then asked,
“Was it good for you too?”

Another from Leonard G. Allmon

Canterbury Tales

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2014

At the Tabard, said Harry one day,
In a friendly and jocular way,
We’re in no real hurry
To reach Canterbury,
So let’s have some tales on the way.

Thanks to Leonard G. Allmon for this.

The Viking Who Went Down Under

Wednesday, December 17th, 2014

A Viking went sailing Down Under
and returned with some very strange plunder.
For who needs a roo
or a didgeridoo
in the land of Valhalla, I wonder.