Archive for 2014

Harry Potter Limerick

Sunday, February 2nd, 2014

Said JK: “You might well have read
that Ron and Miss Granger got wed.
In the re-write I’ll marry
off Granger and Harry,
and maybe I won’t kill off Fred.

JB3 Limerick

Thursday, January 30th, 2014

Said Justin: “Hey, baby, don’t fret.
I’ll defeat this petition, no sweat.
For the Yankies are greedy
and in the end need me
to lower their national debt.”

Blue Diamond Limerick

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014

The miner felt bitter and glum
for the diamond was worth quite a sum.
But what use if you dig
up a diamond so big
that it can’t be concealed … by your mum.

JB2 Limerick

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014

Said Justin: “I just had to go.
So I unzipped to pee in the snow.
Then using my wee,
I wrote out ‘JB’
By swinging my $@%”>$@%& to and fro.”

JB Limerick

Friday, January 17th, 2014

Said Justin: “I had such a ball
throwing eggs at my neighbour’s front wall.
But when the cops found
drugs were lying around
in my house, someone else took the fall.”

Troll Limerick

Sunday, January 12th, 2014

Said Eddie, a beer-swilling bum,
“I’m friendless – not even one chum!
I’m a talentless troll,
with ten years on the dole,
and I even reside with my mum.”

Rudolph Limerick

Saturday, January 4th, 2014

Said Rudolph: “I busted a gut,
while Santa was whipping my butt.
Yet now I’m in clover,
for Christmas is over,
which means I’ve got twelve months to rut.”

Miley Cyrus Limerick

Thursday, January 2nd, 2014

Said Miley: “I’ve many a quirk,
and some say I act like a jerk.
But between you and me
the fans like to see
a tongue hanging out and a twerk.”