Archive for August, 2015

Donald Trump Limerick

Tuesday, August 11th, 2015

Said Donald, “I may seem a loon,
An orange-haired, loudmouthed buffoon.
But it’s clear women’s moods
Swing much more than a dude’s
And depend on the phase of the moon.”

Port Seaton

Monday, August 3rd, 2015

There was a young man from port Seaton
Who would do nothing but greeting
He would cry all day
And his friends would say
Shut it or we’ll give you a beating

Jimmy McCurdie