Archive for October, 2015

Trump’s Election Pledge

Monday, October 26th, 2015

Said Donald to voters, “I hear
That Mexican weather comes here.
So I’ll build up walls
To keep out the squalls
And post armed guards to keep the skies clear.”

Donald Trump Limerick – 2

Monday, October 26th, 2015

Said Donald, “This weather’s a pain,
from Mexico laden with rain.
Imagine the cost
and the property lost;
these migrants are clearly to blame.”

Allergic To Housework

Saturday, October 24th, 2015

There was a young man from Dunkirk
Who was allergic to housework
He cleaned not a bit
Til Mum had a fit
Then a cleaner he did network

Submitted by Mario Petralia

Teenage Girls

Wednesday, October 14th, 2015

There once was a woman whose ears
Confirmed her very worst fears
Three girls in the back
Is like a stadium on crack
I either need earplugs or lots of beers!

Thanks to Cornelia Weissfloch

Asking For Directions

Tuesday, October 13th, 2015

There once was a lass named Maddie-
who discovered a talking cow patty
that she found in the pasture-
when it suddenly asked her:
“Which way is it to Cincinnati?”

Thanks to Daniel Klawitter for this one