Funny Limericks For Everyone

Trump came on the scene with a whoosh,
and harassed and harangued Mister Bush.
So to beat him may take
both a cross and sharp stake
now that Jeb has been given the push.

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Fairy Cat furry philospher
has plenty of wisdom to offer
he looks at the sky
and wonders why
the world is so improper

From Anna Banasiak (slightly edited to make it scan)

In South Carolina, Trump said:
“My opponents are weak in the head.
But if they should beat me
and dare to unseat me,
who cares if I shoot them all dead?”

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There was once was a lad named Ryan-
who dreamed of being Hawaiian.
But he was born an albino
somewhere in Cleveland, Ohio-
and was allergic to flowers on the islands.

Contributed by Daniel Klawitter