Archive for February, 2016

Post-South Carolina Limerick

Wednesday, February 24th, 2016

Trump came on the scene with a whoosh,
and harassed and harangued Mister Bush.
So to beat him may take
both a cross and sharp stake
now that Jeb has been given the push.


Sunday, February 21st, 2016

Fairy Cat furry philospher
has plenty of wisdom to offer
he looks at the sky
and wonders why
the world is so improper

From Anna Banasiak (slightly edited to make it scan)

South Carolina Limerick

Thursday, February 11th, 2016

In South Carolina, Trump said:
“My opponents are weak in the head.
But if they should beat me
and dare to unseat me,
who cares if I shoot them all dead?”

Tropicana Blues

Monday, February 1st, 2016

There was once was a lad named Ryan-
who dreamed of being Hawaiian.
But he was born an albino
somewhere in Cleveland, Ohio-
and was allergic to flowers on the islands.

Contributed by Daniel Klawitter