Funny Limericks For Everyone

Said Donald, to Ted, over beers:
“If your wife’s lost her looks, have no fears.
I find it a doddle
to swap the old model
for a new one each five or six years.”

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There once was a lady called Claire
who had the most beautiful pair
her friends were all green
with envy I mean
but her socks were the best to be fair

Thanks to Ben Mason for this

Each GOP national debate
is a circus of insults and hate.
And with each PR blunder,
one can’t help but wonder
is this making America great?

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