Archive for July, 2016

Trump’s Ethos

Friday, July 29th, 2016

Said Donald, “It’s Hillary’s ruse
to say that the poor I abuse.
But if the truth’s told,
and this may sound cold,
they’re here for us rich folk to use.”

Rio Olympics Limerick – 2

Tuesday, July 26th, 2016

The Olympian village, I hear,
is not one the Aussies hold dear.
For the pong of the dunny
is not very funny
and the fridges aren’t packed full of beer.

Rio Olympics Limerick – 1

Monday, July 25th, 2016

The athletes of Russia had hoped
to compete though they’d cheated and doped.
But the IAAF
to such pleading was deaf
so they stayed home in Moscow and moped.