Archive for August, 2016

Usain ‘Romeo’ Bolt Limerick

Saturday, August 27th, 2016

Usain’s rep has taken a jolt,
and at romance he’s proven a dolt.
For as on the track
he’s shown there’s no lack
of restraint when he’s shooting his bolt.

Rio Olympics Limerick – 3

Sunday, August 14th, 2016

The judges at Rio agree
that the pool is a strange thing to see.
But they claim you’ll survive
though you swim or you dive
into water the colour of pee.

Farage’s New Look Limerick

Saturday, August 13th, 2016

At the end of the Brexit vote bash,
Nigel ran for the door at a dash.
Then to hide from the folk
fooled by mirrors and smoke
he grew an outrageous moustache.

Moon Rocks Limerick – 2

Thursday, August 11th, 2016

To NASA I wrote and said, “Please
let’s save on our lawyers’ high fees.
That bag held by Neil
I guess isn’t real
coz inside it are lumps of green cheese.”

Moon Bag Limerick

Thursday, August 11th, 2016

To NASA I wrote and said, “Please
hand back the moon bag you did seize.
I now know the bag’s real
which I bought for a steal
for inside was a lump of green cheese.”

Trump Behaves Like a Baby

Thursday, August 4th, 2016

“To talk about GOP stuff,”
said Donald, “can prove rather tough.
So if your kid cries,
you can say your goodbyes
coz of brats I have had quite enough.”

The Hulk

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2016

There was a big bloke called The Hulk
Who was much too proud of his bulk
He trained every day
Til muscles gave way
Then sorry and sore he did sulk

Mario Petralia