Archive for October, 2016

Town Hall Limerick

Tuesday, October 11th, 2016

Don Trump has a very strange gift
for sounding like drugs he’s just sniffed.
And the frown on his brow
whilst engaged in a row
explains why he always looks miffed.

Donald Turnip Video Limerick – 2

Sunday, October 9th, 2016

Trumps critics have launched a barrage
of dismay as disaster looms large;
and his only supporter
is his ‘date-able’ daughter
and a pundit named Nigel Farage.

Donald Turnip Video Limerick

Sunday, October 9th, 2016

Said Don, “I am not some old dope,
I know every babe’s deepest hope.
It’s a Frenchie that’s duly
performed by yours truly,
and the world famous Donald Trump grope.

Tax Evader Limerick

Thursday, October 6th, 2016

Said Donald, “Okay, I’ve been lax
at paying my fair share of tax.
But if you should choose
to make this fact news
You’d better be watching your backs.”

Non-Payment of Taxes Limerick

Thursday, October 6th, 2016

It seems Donald Trump has been lax
in paying his federal tax,
but release of this news
Donald blames as a ruse
raised by Hillary’s media hacks.