Don Trump has a very strange gift
for sounding like drugs he’s just sniffed.
And the frown on his brow
whilst engaged in a row
explains why he always looks miffed.
Archive for October, 2016
Town Hall Limerick
Tuesday, October 11th, 2016Donald Turnip Video Limerick – 2
Sunday, October 9th, 2016Trumps critics have launched a barrage
of dismay as disaster looms large;
and his only supporter
is his ‘date-able’ daughter
and a pundit named Nigel Farage.
Donald Turnip Video Limerick
Sunday, October 9th, 2016Said Don, “I am not some old dope,
I know every babe’s deepest hope.
It’s a Frenchie that’s duly
performed by yours truly,
and the world famous Donald Trump grope.
Tax Evader Limerick
Thursday, October 6th, 2016Said Donald, “Okay, I’ve been lax
at paying my fair share of tax.
But if you should choose
to make this fact news
You’d better be watching your backs.”
Non-Payment of Taxes Limerick
Thursday, October 6th, 2016It seems Donald Trump has been lax
in paying his federal tax,
but release of this news
Donald blames as a ruse
raised by Hillary’s media hacks.