Archive for December, 2016

New Year’s Limerick

Saturday, December 31st, 2016

New Year is upon us again,
after twelve months of heartache and pain;
and like sheep we’ll all cheer
just as much the next year,
lest we’re dead or we’ve all gone insane.

X-mas Limerick – 3

Monday, December 26th, 2016

There’s enough meat and wine without doubt,
to give even a healthy man gout.
And the hospital’s near,
if too much Christmas cheer
means your stomach requires pumping out.

X-mas Limerick – 2

Monday, December 26th, 2016

Though ballads of wonder are sung
of how Rudolph the Reindeer’s well hung,
you have to admit
he’s an arrogant git
and he smells like an old pile of dung.

The Irish Make Fun Of Dennis

Thursday, December 15th, 2016

There once was a boy named Dennis
Who was terrible at tennis.
He’d try to hit the ball
But would swing, miss & fall—
As we laughed and all drank our Guinness.

X-mas Limerick 1

Monday, December 5th, 2016

Though Christmas is just once a year,
it isn’t a time to hold dear;
for that red-coated bloke
who makes everyone broke
is really a pain in the rear.