Archive for January, 2017

Slug Catcher Limerick

Saturday, January 28th, 2017

A slug by its nature can’t halt
eating veggies, which isn’t its fault.
But when gard’ners get peeved
they are only relieved
once the slug has been melted with salt.

Kellyanne Conway Limerick

Tuesday, January 24th, 2017

Said Kelly, “A fact isn’t true
if it puts Mister Trump in a stew;
and let me just add
that lies needn’t be bad
if conforming to our point of view.”

Friday 13th Limerick

Saturday, January 14th, 2017

On Friday the 13th they say
that inside your house you should stay
since to go out takes pluck
coz the world’s short on luck
and Jason is coming to play.

Inauguration Limerick

Thursday, January 12th, 2017

Don Trump is the man of the hour,
in the White House he’ll soon be in power;
and plans are afoot
in his bathroom to put
a Russian-made, gold-plated shower.