Archive for February, 2017

Travel Ban Limerick

Saturday, February 11th, 2017

In the saga of Donald J. Trump,
his travel ban hit a big bump.
So to hide his mistakes,
he call news outlets fakes
and said those who opposed him he’d thump.

Twit Limerick

Wednesday, February 8th, 2017

Trump wants to appear a hard hitter
by resorting to insults on Twitter.
But each time he reacts
with his typos and ‘facts’
that aren’t truthful, the world’s in a titter.

Ivanka Limerick

Friday, February 3rd, 2017

With millions of folk in distress,
Ivanka was forced to confess,
“I think, for God’s sake,
that the poor should eat cake
while I’m showing the world my new dress.”


Wednesday, February 1st, 2017

There once was a man slightly bitter
For not achieving the glory and glitter
I’ll screw you all
And build my wall
Just don’t take away my Twitter!

Cornelia Weissfloch