Archive for March, 2017

Failed Bills Limerick

Monday, March 27th, 2017

Poor Donald said from the beginning:
“You’ll soon all get fed up with winning.”
But a failed ban on travel
has seen things unravel
and the health bill has left Trump’s head spinning.

Backwards Bertha

Thursday, March 23rd, 2017

There once was a girl named Bertha
Who liked doing things vice versa.
She ate breakfast at night
And all was alright
But the pancakes led to inertia.

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Leicester – Liverpool Match

Thursday, March 2nd, 2017

The question last night’s football begs
Is had Liverpool drunk dry some kegs?
For it seemed to be clear
That they’d been at the beer,
Or else Leicester have just found their legs.