The landlord says my rent is due,
and expects that this fact I will rue.
But the truth is it’s late,
well past its due date –
these landlords just haven’t a clue.
Archive for April, 2017
Rent’s Due Limerick
Saturday, April 22nd, 2017Nukes For All Limerick
Thursday, April 20th, 2017The States has got Kim Jong Un beat,
coz The Donald has sent in the fleet.
But if North Korea
fires a nuke, as some fear,
alas, we will all take the heat.
Kim Jong Un Nuclear Limerick
Tuesday, April 18th, 2017Said Kim Jong Un: “I have a plan
to become the world’s number one man.
And though ‘one’ might mean ‘only’,
I wouldn’t be lonely
since I’m also my number one fan.”