Archive for April, 2017

Rent’s Due Limerick

Saturday, April 22nd, 2017

The landlord says my rent is due,
and expects that this fact I will rue.
But the truth is it’s late,
well past its due date –
these landlords just haven’t a clue.

Nukes For All Limerick

Thursday, April 20th, 2017

The States has got Kim Jong Un beat,
coz The Donald has sent in the fleet.
But if North Korea
fires a nuke, as some fear,
alas, we will all take the heat.

Kim Jong Un Nuclear Limerick

Tuesday, April 18th, 2017

Said Kim Jong Un: “I have a plan
to become the world’s number one man.
And though ‘one’ might mean ‘only’,
I wouldn’t be lonely
since I’m also my number one fan.”