Archive for May, 2017

John Noakes Limerick

Monday, May 29th, 2017

“Down Shep” John Noakes often would say
which kept his dog calm and at bay.
But the phrase we liked most
from the Blue Peter host
was: “Here’s one I made earlier today.”

Russian Collusion (?) Limerick

Sunday, May 28th, 2017

Trump’s party, it seems, got ahead
by being with Russia in bed;
and for those with an eye,
this may explain why
the Republican colour is red.

Roger Moore Limerick

Wednesday, May 24th, 2017

Of Roger Moore we were all fond;
the most famous spy’s mantle he donned.
And what can be sweeter
than telling St. Peter
“The name, my dear fellow, is Bond.”

Russian Backing Limerick

Sunday, May 21st, 2017

The Russians successfully hacked
the election, and Donald they backed;
but all went awry
when Flynn, their new guy,
inauspiciously found himself sacked.

Trump Saudi Visit

Sunday, May 21st, 2017

“The ban on all Muslims is lifted,”
said Donald, as policy shifted.
“For it keeps people’s minds
off embarrassing finds,
while our Russian connections are sifted.

Donald The Puppet Limerick

Tuesday, May 16th, 2017

The Trump should be put out to grass,
since diplomacy’s tests he can’t pass.
For if he’s not tamed,
I foresee he’ll be named
a hero of Russia, first class.

100+ Days Limerick

Saturday, May 13th, 2017

The FBI chief has been fired,
in wrong-doing rumour Trump’s mired;
and his staff have made cash
to add to their stash
when with Russia they schemed and conspired.

John Bickley Limerick

Tuesday, May 9th, 2017

From his words and his self-righteous pose
John Bickley’s a man I suppose
who in spite of his suit,
in his youth once picked fruit,
or perhaps all he’s picked is his nose.

A Limerist’s Limerick

Monday, May 1st, 2017

A Limerist isn’t a toff,
yet my hat to such poets I doff;
for to write stuff so lewd
or by being plain rude
is an art, so you all can f#$k off.