When Hercule Poirot finds a clue,
it’s a day that the killer will rue;
for his little grey cells,
resonating like bells,
tell him when, what and why, how and who.
Archive for August, 2017
Hercule Poirot Limerick
Thursday, August 31st, 2017Inspector Morse Limerick
Tuesday, August 29th, 2017Morse likes things in life that are fine,
like grand restaurants where he can dine.
He might even find time
to solve the odd crime
Once he’s finished his bottle of wine.
Miss Marple Limerick
Sunday, August 27th, 2017Miss Marple, the sprightly old hound,
ensures that the culprits are found.
But the cops, who aren’t happy
because they look dappy,
would prefer her six feet underground.
Sherlock Holmes Limerick
Wednesday, August 23rd, 2017“It’s most element’ry,” cried Holmes,
“why the roofs of these mushrooms are domes.”
And then dropped the penny,
he’d had one pipe too many,
when he added: “‘Coz inside live gnomes.”
Kim Jong Un Limerick
Monday, August 7th, 2017Kim Jong Un is a tyrant with flair,
who has left the U.S. in despair;
but the world knows him best
for his ‘XXL’ chest
and the curious state of his hair.