Archive for September, 2017

Ryanair Limerick

Sunday, September 17th, 2017

When Ryanair offers you deals,
you pay extra for drinks and for meals.
But it seems from today
that the tariffs you pay
don’t suffice to afford enough wheels.

Kim Jong-Un Limerick #2

Wednesday, September 13th, 2017

Putting on his inscrutable charm,
Kim Jong-Un says: “I mean no one harm;
but if sanctions remain,
I’ll no longer refrain
from nuking the s#@$ out of Guam.”

X Factor Limerick

Sunday, September 3rd, 2017

The X Factor makes us all think
that of stardom we’re all on the brink.
But when testing the power
of your voice in the shower,
The truth is you probably stink.

Trump Mad(?) Limerick

Saturday, September 2nd, 2017

The polls say that Trump is insane,
that there’s something awry with his brain;
and while Hillary gloats,
the men in white coats
plan to end the mad emperor’s reign.

Dr Watson Limerick

Saturday, September 2nd, 2017

Poor Watson had just drawn a blank
on what poison Sir Marmaduke drank.
Said Holmes: “But it’s clear
from his discoloured ear.
Good God, man! You’re thick as a plank!”