Archive for January, 2018

Prince William’s ‘Heir’ Limerick

Sunday, January 21st, 2018

Though my barber’s skills aren’t on the grid,
I’d like to put forward a bid.
To cut William’s hair,
though his scalp’s almost bare,
I’d do it for just ninety quid.

Donald Trump ‘Hole’ Limerick

Monday, January 15th, 2018

Said Donald: “The words of a mole
in the White House have taken their toll.
For the sentence I used,
which perhaps got confused
were: ‘My African shirt has a hole’.”

Happy Birthday Limerick

Monday, January 15th, 2018

Today you have reached 58,
which is rather amazing, old mate;
so I wish you good health,
and lashings of wealth
till you’re boxed up and nailed in a crate.

Modest Moi Limerick

Wednesday, January 10th, 2018

Myself, when in poetic mode,
can a nifty old poem unload.
My haikus are great,
my sonnets first rate
and I whip up a fabulous ode.

Fire And Fury Limerick

Monday, January 8th, 2018

Said Trump: “Michael Wolff chose to weave
lots of lies in attempts to deceive;
and for having such gall,
he’ll be first ‘gainst the wall,
along with that bloke, Sloppy Steve.”

Biggest Button Limerick

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2018

Trump opened his supersized gob
and addressing his ultra-right mob,
said, “I’ll put Kim to bed,
if we go head to head
because I’ve got the mightiest knob.

Flight To Nice Limerick

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2018

We may be a pair of celebs,
but we’re also a couple of rebs.
When we’re saving on brass,
we’ll fly cattle class,
though you won’t find us sat beside plebs.