Archive for February, 2018

Tide Pod Limerick

Monday, February 19th, 2018

On a Tide Pod I happened to bite
for the object’s a colourful sight;
but the pain had me stumped
till my stomach got pumped
while my s@#t came out whiter than white.

Dutch Flatulence Limerick

Monday, February 19th, 2018

Alas, while he took a Dutch flight,
his flatulence started a fight;
but this made his day,
for he then got to stay
in Vienna, for free, for a night.

(based on story below)

Spice Girls Re-Forming Limerick

Friday, February 9th, 2018

When young and exceedingly brash,
the Spice Girls had smash after smash;
and though talent they lack
you won’t find them slack
in pocketing ageing fans’ cash.