Archive for March, 2018

Oh, Gawd!

Friday, March 30th, 2018

I don’t want to sound like a bore,
but the language of some chefs is poor.
Though your kitchen be hell,
please refrain from the yell
of: “The food you’ve served up’s f$#@ing raw.”

Off The Map Limerick

Sunday, March 18th, 2018

Kim Jong-Un is a curious chap,
who likes to put Trump in a flap;
so he makes sure it seems
North Korea has the means
to wipe the U.S. off the map.

Hiring and Firing Limerick

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

Said Trump: “Many folk I have hired,
have left me in excrement mired.
So to try to save face
and appeal to my base,
these culprits can count themselves fired.”