Archive for April, 2018

Trump UK Visit Limerick

Thursday, April 26th, 2018

A trip to the UK by Trump
(that miserable, orange-haired grump),
with its protests galore
will result in the boor
metaphorically kicked in the rump.

Royal Birth Limerick

Tuesday, April 24th, 2018

“How thrilled and excited are we!”
said the Queen over afternoon tea.
“For Will’s wife, Duchess Kate,
has concluded the wait
and delivered up sprog number three.”

Christmas With The Queen Limerick

Thursday, April 12th, 2018

One’s Christmas day does tend to sour,
when the grand kids leave Phil looking dour;
and I have to confess
when they cause a big mess
that I lock up the brats in the Tower.