Archive for November, 2018

Brexit Forecast Limerick

Thursday, November 29th, 2018

We munch on our scones and sip tea,
and wonder how Brexit will be.
So it’s lucky this pile
of rocks is an isle,
for we’re bound to end up all at sea.

M & S Window Display Limerick

Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

While one group of activists bickers,
and another group childishly snickers,
we ask M&S
to undo their mess
and instantly take down their knickers.

New Press Conference rules

Saturday, November 17th, 2018

“Reporters,” said Sarah, “must stop,
catching President Trump on the hop;
so on Press Conference days
keep your voice full of praise
or he’ll pout and walk out in a strop.”

Rain Man

Friday, November 16th, 2018

Said Donald: “I have a great flair
at milking publicity’s glare.
So the last thing I crave
is to visit some grave
in a downpour that mucks up my hair.”