Archive for December, 2018

Christmas Dinner Limerick

Sunday, December 30th, 2018

At Christmas a guest often pouts
when the table at dinner time touts
not the turkey – that’s fine!
nor roast tatties – divine!
but a mountain of foul-smelling sprouts.

Return To Negotiations Limerick

Thursday, December 13th, 2018

To Europe, where May showed some pluck,
though the door to her limo got stuck;
this seemed quite symbolic,
since Brexit’s shambolic,
of a country that’s mired in the muck.

Whitehall Fracas Limerick

Wednesday, December 12th, 2018

In the Chamber ’twas such a disgrace
when somebody high-jacked the mace;
and once he’d abused it
they should then have used it
to wallop the chap in the face.

O2 Outage Limerick

Sunday, December 9th, 2018

I shouldn’t have chosen O2,
the service provided is poo,
for I wish to refrain
from engaging my brain,
which an outage of wifi can do.

Trump Photo-Op Limerick

Monday, December 3rd, 2018

“Sharing stages with dumb heads of state
for photos,” says Donald, “can wait.
So rather than linger,
I’ll give them the finger,
since sharing is something I hate.”

Christmas Dinner Limerick

Saturday, December 1st, 2018

Christmas dinner will be rather tame;
I’ve turned vegan, so I am to blame.
No more flesh of turkey,
Nor of Pinky and Perky;
Instead, tofu cutlets – how lame!