Said Trump: “I was having a ball
with the shutdown to build me a wall.
But now it’s a race,
to stop losing face,
so it may end up just one foot tall.”
Archive for January, 2019
Shutdown Limerick
Sunday, January 27th, 2019Naked Dining Limerick
Thursday, January 10th, 2019A restaurant serving up food
for diners who ate in the nude,
went bust when they saw
I had walked through the door,
and everyone eating there spewed.
Primordial Planetesimal Limerick
Friday, January 4th, 2019As deep into space Mankind goes,
a weird looking object arose;
and I must theorise
from its shape and its size,
it’s a booger sneezed out of God’s nose.