Archive for January, 2019

Shutdown Limerick

Sunday, January 27th, 2019

Said Trump: “I was having a ball
with the shutdown to build me a wall.
But now it’s a race,
to stop losing face,
so it may end up just one foot tall.”

Naked Dining Limerick

Thursday, January 10th, 2019

A restaurant serving up food
for diners who ate in the nude,
went bust when they saw
I had walked through the door,
and everyone eating there spewed.

Primordial Planetesimal Limerick

Friday, January 4th, 2019

As deep into space Mankind goes,
a weird looking object arose;
and I must theorise
from its shape and its size,
it’s a booger sneezed out of God’s nose.