Archive for April, 2019

Brexit Halloween Limerick

Friday, April 12th, 2019

The deal says on All Hallow’s Eve,
the E.U. we’re destined to leave.
But like ghosts which they say
are abroad on that day,
it seems too far-fetched to believe.

… and in Brexit News

Friday, April 12th, 2019

So ‘Brexit means Brexit’, but then,
while this limerick’s contents I pen,
the flummoxed EU
still haven’t a clue
about Brexit’s mysterious ‘when’.

Brexit Talks Limerick

Tuesday, April 2nd, 2019

Says Bercow, “If Brexit talk fails
to make progress no faster than snails,
to cut Britain’s loss,
a coin I shall toss;
to leave, or remain – heads or tails?”