From the Top of the World is a view
that has only been seen by a few;
but now all’s not fine
coz the peak has a line
that is worse than a post office queue.
Archive for May, 2019
Everest Traffic Jam Limerick
Thursday, May 30th, 2019Trump In Japan Limerick
Wednesday, May 29th, 2019Said Donald: “This ain’t food for guys;
eating sushi and seaweed surprise
might be good for a man
who was born in Japan,
but I need my burgers and fries.”
EU Parliament Vote Limerick
Wednesday, May 29th, 2019Said Nigel: “I’m having a ball,
watching Tory and Labour seats fall,
and cometh the hour,
when I am in power,
these traitors are first ‘gainst the wall.”
Milkshake Limerick
Wednesday, May 22nd, 2019Both Tommy and Nige were forlorn
and believe that a line must be drawn;
for though milkshakes taste good,
it must be understood,
they’re for drinking and not to be worn.
MS’s LGBT Sandwich Limerick
Tuesday, May 7th, 2019Piers Morgan had oodles to say
on a sandwich he claimed to be gay;
and yet his obsession
gave folks the impression
he’ll emerge from the closet one day.
Brexit Party Limerick – 2
Sunday, May 5th, 2019Said Nigel: “My party’s a club
with nationalist thought at its hub.
And we often debate
in a falling down state
over ten pints of beer down the pub.
Brexit Party Limerick
Sunday, May 5th, 2019Farage may appeal to his base
who want Brexit to come on apace.
But how can you vote
for a bleating old goat
with a rubbery, muppet-like face?