Archive for May, 2019

Everest Traffic Jam Limerick

Thursday, May 30th, 2019

From the Top of the World is a view
that has only been seen by a few;
but now all’s not fine
coz the peak has a line
that is worse than a post office queue.

Trump In Japan Limerick

Wednesday, May 29th, 2019

Said Donald: “This ain’t food for guys;
eating sushi and seaweed surprise
might be good for a man
who was born in Japan,
but I need my burgers and fries.”

EU Parliament Vote Limerick

Wednesday, May 29th, 2019

Said Nigel: “I’m having a ball,
watching Tory and Labour seats fall,
and cometh the hour,
when I am in power,
these traitors are first ‘gainst the wall.”

Milkshake Limerick

Wednesday, May 22nd, 2019

Both Tommy and Nige were forlorn
and believe that a line must be drawn;
for though milkshakes taste good,
it must be understood,
they’re for drinking and not to be worn.

MS’s LGBT Sandwich Limerick

Tuesday, May 7th, 2019

Piers Morgan had oodles to say
on a sandwich he claimed to be gay;
and yet his obsession
gave folks the impression
he’ll emerge from the closet one day.

Brexit Party Limerick – 2

Sunday, May 5th, 2019

Said Nigel: “My party’s a club
with nationalist thought at its hub.
And we often debate
in a falling down state
over ten pints of beer down the pub.

Brexit Party Limerick

Sunday, May 5th, 2019

Farage may appeal to his base
who want Brexit to come on apace.
But how can you vote
for a bleating old goat
with a rubbery, muppet-like face?