Archive for June, 2019

The Camberwell Mystery Limerick

Friday, June 28th, 2019

Was it things that go bump in the night,
or an earthquake’s formidable might?
I have to confess
that it’s anyone’s guess
coz Boris’s lips are shut tight.

Trump State Visit – 3

Tuesday, June 4th, 2019

It seems Boris Johnson’s a man
who Trump deems a genuine fan;
so he gave him the nod
coz they’re peas in a pod
and a Mini-Me’s part of Trump’s plan.

Trump State Visit – 2

Tuesday, June 4th, 2019

The Palace staff thought it a joke
when the White House liaisoning folk
said: “In order to feed
Donald Trump, all you need
is hamburgers, fries and a Coke.”

Trump State Visit – 1

Tuesday, June 4th, 2019

Said Donald, “Till now I’ve been seen
to be uncouth and greedy and mean.
But today I’ve arrived,
coz I’ve gone and contrived
to sit down and have tea with the Queen.”