Archive for July, 2019

A$AP Rocky Limerick

Tuesday, July 30th, 2019

A$AP Rocky believed that he could
keep from jail after doing no good;
but like President Trump,
he came down with a bump
when the Swedes said: “This isn’t your hood.”

Cricket Final Limerick

Thursday, July 18th, 2019

The English were caught in a fix
as their batsmen fast ran out of tricks,
then when Stokes ran for two
an outfielder threw
and deflected a fortunate six.

Women’s World Cup Limerick

Friday, July 12th, 2019

Alas, when it came to the crunch,
the USA ate us for lunch.
But this talented team,
though they played like a dream,
are a highly unlikable bunch.

Diplomatic Cables Limerick

Friday, July 12th, 2019

The White House was angered a lot
by messages leaked by some clot.
And as was expected,
once Trump had reflected
he threw all his toys from his cot.

Royal Nanny Limerick

Tuesday, July 2nd, 2019

Misfortune’s when one nanny quits,
and it’s tough if a second one gits.
But now we have heard
of the loss of a third,
which means Meghan and Hal are the pits.

Dictator Bromance Limerick

Tuesday, July 2nd, 2019

Said Donald: “True love’s when I see
darling Vladimir seated by me.
Yet nothing can beat
a photo-op meet
with dear Kim in Korea’s DMZ.”