Said Jeremy Clarkson: “In light
of my ratings not being alright,
I’ll act like a churl
and blame a young girl
for the fact that The Grand Tour is shite.
Archive for November, 2019
Grand Tour Limerick
Thursday, November 28th, 2019Prince Andrew Limerick
Sunday, November 24th, 2019Prince Andrew is in the s@$t deep,
for the whole world believes him a creep.
And even the Queen,
after what she has seen,
has labelled her son a black sheep.
Arise, Sir Nige
Wednesday, November 13th, 2019Said Nigel: “Let’s dust off the swords
and tell all our Brexiteer hordes
to go out and vote
lest I’m given a note
to say I’ve a place in the Lords.”