Archive for December, 2019

Sydney Bridge Limerick

Tuesday, December 31st, 2019

Though in Sydney the air makes you choke,
every sheila and brash Aussie bloke
still insists you should go
to their firework show
even if you can’t see through the smoke.

BoJo On Holiday Limerick

Wednesday, December 25th, 2019

The men of Westminster aren’t hunks,
in fact most are ugly old skunks;
so please do not leak
any pics from Mustique
of BoJo attired in his trunks.

Donald At NATO Meeting Limerick

Saturday, December 7th, 2019

At Donald, the world leaders sneered,
though he thought himself greatly revered;
and when he found out,
he started to pout
and in a big sulk disappeared.

Queen’s Passing Limerick

Saturday, December 7th, 2019

The Queen heard the country was fearing
a change of the monarch was nearing,
and when she found Charley,
things got rather gnarly,
for Charles had been whooping and cheering.

Boris Johnson Interview Limerick

Friday, December 6th, 2019

When Boris was swapped for some ice,
he said that the stunt was not nice.
And now Andrew Neil
has made a new deal,
but the PM’s response is: “No dice!”

Merry Christmas, Mr. Trump

Friday, December 6th, 2019

Said Donald: “Each year goods are sent
here for free by a white-bearded gent.
But this loophole I’ll close
and on Santa impose
a tariff of twenty percent.”

Princess Anne Limerick

Friday, December 6th, 2019

The Queen advised Anne: “With a guest
we must always behave at our best.
Don’t be rude, be polite,
show not one ounce of spite,
even if he’s a miserable pest.”