Archive for January, 2020

Harry In Vancouver Limerick

Tuesday, January 21st, 2020

Prince Harry’s no longer a mover;
he lives in suburban Vancouver.
His own socks he’s stitching,
he cooks in the kitchen,
and is learning the joys of the Hoover.

Hal and Meg Limerick (2)

Thursday, January 16th, 2020

When Harry and Meg say goodbye
to detractors who spat in their eye,
I wish them the best
as they flee from the nest
with a whiskey and Canada Dry.

New Year Resolution Limerick

Thursday, January 16th, 2020

On New Year I vowed that the mounds
of fat would in leaps and in bounds
melt away in the gym
as I strove to get slim,
but alas I’m still piling on pounds.

Piers Doubles Down

Tuesday, January 14th, 2020

Piers Morgan is feeling quite pissed,
so Harry and Meghan he’s dissed.
His motive has been
to suck up to the Queen
to appear on the next honours’ list

A Swimmer Called Mark

Wednesday, January 8th, 2020

There once was a swimmer named Mark,
Who one day encountered a shark,
He suggested a race,
But the fish beat his pace,
And the water around them went dark.

Thanks to Terry Akee for this.

Kim Jong Un Limerick

Thursday, January 2nd, 2020

Kim Jong Un’s awesome attributes fill me
with pride and his mighty deeds will me
to say he’s the best,
it’s a loyalty test –
if I don’t he’ll send someone to kill me.