Archive for May, 2020

Lawrie’s Beard

Friday, May 1st, 2020

There once was a codger called Lawrie
Whose life was an allegory
At a gath’ring with friends,
He confessed at the end,
“My beard is my crowning glory.”

Another from Birke Duncan.

The Director

Friday, May 1st, 2020

There was a director called Fact,
Who had all the good actors sacked.
He fell from the loft
On something not soft,
And had it put into the act.

Thanks to Birke Duncan for this one.