Archive for June, 2020

Ramping it Up (or Down)

Friday, June 26th, 2020

Although it was not very steep,
down the ramp fragile Donald did creep.
But his rivals he’d blast
for poor health in the past,
so dear Prez, as you sow, so you reap.

Bournemouth Lockdown Fiasco

Friday, June 26th, 2020

The English have not got a clue;
to Bournemouth’s famed beaches they flew,
and shared all their bugs
as they sunbathed like mugs,
like lemmings in search of a view.

Joke out of a Crisis Limerick

Friday, June 26th, 2020

On Covid-19 what to do?
The President hasn’t a clue.
So to rally his base
and avoid losing face,
he jokingly calls it Kung flu.

Winston Churchill Limerick

Sunday, June 14th, 2020

Back then, Winston Churchill crossed swords
with goosestepping, Teutonic hordes.
The country held fast,
but that was the past,
for today Winnie’s hidden by boards.