Archive for February, 2021

Ted Cruz Limerick

Sunday, February 28th, 2021

There once was a Texan buffoon,
who fled snow and ice for Cancún.
As he stepped out the door,
he shook Snowflake’s paw,
saying: “Dawg, I’ll be seein’ yer soon.”

Fashion Icon Limerick

Saturday, February 13th, 2021

The latest Kardashian tips
on fashion caused biting of lips;
for pain you can’t hide
from bikini tops tied
upside-down, roughly rubbing your nips.