Archive for March, 2021

Suez Crisis Limerick

Friday, March 26th, 2021

Whilst chugging along at its ease,
having paid its canal passage fees,
sea transport was rocked
when the Suez got blocked
by a ship turning ninety degrees.

Piers Morgan Limerick

Wednesday, March 10th, 2021

Piers Morgan was put on the spot
and instructed to stop talking rot.
So he got to his feet
and he beat the retreat
like a child throwing toys from his cot.

Meghan Markle Interview Limerick

Wednesday, March 10th, 2021

In one of the interview scenes,
Meghan says that the strength of her genes
led to worries the kin
of the Queen would have skin
rather brown, so she’s spilling the beans.