Archive for May, 2021

Limerick on the Occasion of Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds’ Wedding

Monday, May 31st, 2021

The wedding gift list,” Boris said,
on the day he and Carrie got wed,
“won’t need to be filled
if my wallpaper’s billed,
so just send me money instead.”

Eurovision Limerick

Thursday, May 27th, 2021

This contest’s a monstrous hill
to climb if you don’t fit the bill.
And so, once again,
we’ve suffered the pain
of hearing: “UK. Total – nil!”

Freedom of Speech Limerick

Wednesday, May 19th, 2021

Prince Harry has said he can teach
the Yanks about freedom of speech;
but some aren’t impressed
that his views he’s expressed:
“You should keep your mouth shut!” they screech.

Limerick to World’s End

Sunday, May 16th, 2021

We’re fiddling while Rome gets ignited,
and humans, by new germs, are blighted.
Yet some braying mules
and conspiracy fools
insist on remaining short-sighted.

Poetry Super League Limerick

Friday, May 7th, 2021

A super league poet am I,
I’m in it for dosh, I can’t lie.
I want to be rich,
though it seems there’s a glitch,
for my poems are boring and dry.