In joy, North Korea’s doffed its hat
to its leader, the reason is that,
he’s manged to cease
being grossly obese
and now is just massively fat.
Archive for June, 2021
Kim Jong Un Weight Loss Limerick
Monday, June 28th, 2021Matt Hancock Lockdown Awareness Limerick
Sunday, June 27th, 2021Neither aide nor the Minister flinches
while they smooch, locked as one, in the clinches.
And with no mask in view,
perhaps they’ve no clue
social-distancing’s more than two inches.
England-Germany Limerick – Euro 2020
Sunday, June 27th, 2021We keep being drawn against men
of Teutonic descent, and again
to no one’s dismay
it’s the Germans we’ll play
which must be at least World War Ten.
England-Scotland Match Limerick Euro 2020
Sunday, June 20th, 2021The Sassenachs’ blood we shall spill.”
“The Tartan pretenders we’ll kill.”
And thus it was billed,
though no one was thrilled
at a boring match ending nil-nil.
When Biden Met Putin Limerick
Sunday, June 20th, 2021When Biden met Vladimir Putin,
for Joe and the West we were rootin’.
Would talks be kept sane,
would peacefulness reign,
or would the two men come out shootin’?
Emmanuel Macron Limerick
Saturday, June 12th, 2021Said Macron: “I’m such a nice chap,
the type people cheer and they clap;
so something’s amiss
when I’ve earned a French kiss,
but instead I receive a French slap.”