Archive for June, 2021

Kim Jong Un Weight Loss Limerick

Monday, June 28th, 2021

In joy, North Korea’s doffed its hat
to its leader, the reason is that,
he’s manged to cease
being grossly obese
and now is just massively fat.

Matt Hancock Lockdown Awareness Limerick

Sunday, June 27th, 2021

Neither aide nor the Minister flinches
while they smooch, locked as one, in the clinches.
And with no mask in view,
perhaps they’ve no clue
social-distancing’s more than two inches.

England-Germany Limerick – Euro 2020

Sunday, June 27th, 2021

We keep being drawn against men
of Teutonic descent, and again
to no one’s dismay
it’s the Germans we’ll play
which must be at least World War Ten.

England-Scotland Match Limerick Euro 2020

Sunday, June 20th, 2021

The Sassenachs’ blood we shall spill.”
“The Tartan pretenders we’ll kill.”
And thus it was billed,
though no one was thrilled
at a boring match ending nil-nil.

When Biden Met Putin Limerick

Sunday, June 20th, 2021

When Biden met Vladimir Putin,
for Joe and the West we were rootin’.
Would talks be kept sane,
would peacefulness reign,
or would the two men come out shootin’?

Emmanuel Macron Limerick

Saturday, June 12th, 2021

Said Macron: “I’m such a nice chap,
the type people cheer and they clap;
so something’s amiss
when I’ve earned a French kiss,
but instead I receive a French slap.”