Archive for September, 2021

Self Portrait Limerick

Sunday, September 19th, 2021

There once was a poet named Danny
Whose poems could be rather uncanny.
He also wrote lyrics
With nice atmospherics,
But never did win a damn Grammy.

Daniel Klawitter

Emma Raducanu Limerick

Thursday, September 16th, 2021

Piers said: “She cannot swing a bat.”
But his words were about to fall flat;
for it proved Emma’s day,
in the U. S. of A.,
whilst Piers was proved somewhat a… berk.

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Diddly-Squat Restaurant Limerick

Monday, September 13th, 2021

Said Clarkson: “There’s plenty of space
for restaurants on my country place;
and if the food’s cold,
as per days of old,
you’re welcome to punch my fat face.”


Vaccination Limerick

Tuesday, September 7th, 2021

The vaccine’s a wonderful thing,
though sometimes your arm feels a sting.
And please be aware,
if you fail to take care
your I-phone will suddenly ping.