Archive for October, 2021

Limerick to Three Unearthed Statues

Friday, October 29th, 2021

Some old Roman statues were found;
when unearthed, they all three looked around.
Said one: “Do pray tell,
is this Heaven or Hell?
Better still, put us back in the ground.

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To Boldly Go

Saturday, October 16th, 2021

Will Shatner went up into space,
the G forces flattening his face.
Said he, ‘I am potty,
I should have called Scotty
to put beaming up into place.”

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Alfred the Great Limerick

Wednesday, October 13th, 2021

Though Alfred the Great ruled a nation,
He caused one old crone consternation;
For her cakes, which he watched,
Got entirely botched
On the stove in a mass conflagration.

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Word of the day: WALLYDRAG, the runt of the litter

Wednesday, October 6th, 2021

He may have been the wallydrag
But his tail would give a jolly wag
He looked so smart
That he won my heart
With his tail just like a jolly flag.

(c) David Warin Solomons
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