Archive for November, 2021

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Limerick

Monday, November 22nd, 2021

Man U. have said ‘Farewell!’ to Ole,
his Old Trafford tenure proved folly.
He’s swapped football strife
for more time with his wife
and decking the hallways with holly.

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Phasing Down Limerick

Monday, November 15th, 2021

The power plant chimneys are smoking,
their furnaces we are still stoking;
but phasing out coal
is our ultimate goal –
on second thoughts, no, we’re just joking.

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Gender Reveal Limerick

Monday, November 15th, 2021

A gender reveal is the pits,
but it thrills those expectant to bits;
though your bundles of joy
whether girl or a boy
will likely turn out little…angels.

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Dubai

Monday, November 8th, 2021

There is a smug place called Dubai,
No humour though it is dry,
Covered in sand,
One gold-laden hand,
Twinkles a lawyer’s war cry

Coffee and Alex

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COP 26 Limerick

Friday, November 5th, 2021

In Glasgow the world leaders met
and greenhouse emissions were set.
But nothing is binding
and young folk are finding
that they and the world will still fret.

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Hot Chocolate Limerick

Friday, November 5th, 2021

When times are a little bit rocky
and your internal clock goes tick-tocky,
to cheer yourself up
why not go and sup
on a cup of delicious hot chockie?

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