Archive for December, 2021

Limerick on Soccer Player Tattoo Ban

Friday, December 31st, 2021

China’s footballers haven’t a clue
why they can’t go and get a tattoo,
but I think it might be
it’s since President Xi
is afraid they’ll choose Winnie the Pooh.

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Merry X-mas Limerick

Saturday, December 25th, 2021

From me it’s a ho, ho, and ho!
Those humbugs are really no go.
The merriest Christmas,
sans heart burn or gas
and a New Year with joy and no woe.

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Party Time Limerick

Wednesday, December 15th, 2021

When living it up hale and hearty,
a party’s not always a party.
Wine tasting’s a whiz,
as is Boris’s quiz
or socially-distanced karate.

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Omicron Limerick

Tuesday, December 7th, 2021

A new tongue I’m learning to speak
as the outlook for Covid grows bleak.
For each variation
affecting the nation
has made me more fluent in Greek.

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