Archive for January, 2022

A Minnie Limmie

Saturday, January 29th, 2022

And so, Minnie Mouse will impress
in a pantsuit and flat heels, no less.
But what of the vision,
of Mickey’s transition
in heels and a polka-dot dress?

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Teddy Bear’s Picnic Limerick

Saturday, January 22nd, 2022

Prince Andrew’s collection of Teddies
is valued at hundreds of reddies.
If one’s out of place,
he grows crimson of face,
sucks his thumb and will not go to beddies.

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Plan B Limerick

Wednesday, January 19th, 2022

As Covid Plan B’s put to bed,
BoJo ponders his future instead.
But this time he’ll need,
more schemes to succeed,
from Plan A all the way to Plan Z.

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Deportation Blues Limerick

Monday, January 17th, 2022

Poor Djokovic thought that his fame
meant he wouldn’t be treated the same
as those who were vaxxed,
but then he got axed,
and its only himself he should blame.

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Bo-Jo Party Limerick (3)

Thursday, January 13th, 2022

While partying, Boris felt fine,
even though he had crossed a red line.
But now, to his shame,
we’ve got wise to his game
and expect him to duly resign.

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Bo-Jo Party Limerick (2)

Wednesday, January 12th, 2022

Poor Bo-Jo is suffering the blues
and fears the PM’s job he’ll lose;
for though he’s repeating
he thought it a meeting,
the email said: “Bring your own booze!”

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Djokovic Senior Limerick

Wednesday, January 12th, 2022

While Djokovic senior burned
with anger when journalists learned
his son had dissembled,
he told those assembled,
quite poker-faced: “Meeting adjourned.”

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Novak Djokovic Limerick

Friday, January 7th, 2022

Said Djokovic: “I’ve made a blunder
in coming for tennis Down Under.
Most Aussies I find
are of one single mind
in wanting to tear me asunder.”

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