Archive for February, 2022

Angry Old Bear Limerick

Sunday, February 27th, 2022

There once was an angry old bear,
whose cave had lost much of its flair.
so using his muscle
and bully-boy hustle
he increased the size of his lair.

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Jurassic Park Limerick

Friday, February 11th, 2022

An old dude brought dinosaurs back,
but some learned to hunt in a pack.
The lizards got nailed,
the heroes prevailed
and most of the sequels were cack.

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‘The Invisible Man’ Limerick

Tuesday, February 8th, 2022

The Invisible Man is a bloke
misanthropic who hates normal folk.
He’s not one who dithers
at rock, paper, scissors
and these days plays punch, kick and choke.

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Magnificent Seven Limerick

Tuesday, February 8th, 2022

The Magnificent Seven were brave
fighting thieves and a pitiless knave.
At the end of the day,
they fought for no pay
and four ended up in a grave.

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An Authentic Fake Limerick

Saturday, February 5th, 2022

Fake news is a thing we all know,
so it comes as a bit of a blow
to learn in Beijing
the Olympics will bring
winter sports on authentic fake snow.

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Covid Metamorphosis Limerick

Thursday, February 3rd, 2022

From Alpha to Delta it went,
and we thought that its power was spent;
but rules of the gam e
changed when Omicron came,
on world domination hell bent.

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