Archive for March, 2022

Chris Rocked Limerick

Tuesday, March 29th, 2022

Chris Rock isn’t timid or meek,
but from now on before he should speak,
he’ll opt to use words
that are not verbal turds
for fear of a slap on the cheek.

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Bio-hazardous Limerick

Thursday, March 24th, 2022

As Hollywood grows more myopic,
it’s just hired a star microscopic.
His stage name is ‘Sherm’,
an intestinal germ,
for a true life colonic biopic.

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Einstein Tri-Limerick

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2022

He wasn’t an egghead at school,
and teachers proclaimed him a fool;
this workshy young slob
couldn’t hold down a job,
yet the Kingdom of Physics he’d rule.

In 1905 it grew clear,
in what’s known as his ‘Miracle Year’
that light’s constant motion
was a relative notion,
which crystallised Einstein’s career.

His praises till this day are sung,
E=mc squared’s among
the world’s greatest sums,
yet the image still comes
of fly hair and a sticking out tongue.

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Putin’s Splendid Isolation

Wednesday, March 9th, 2022

Some folk claim that Putin is stable,
but that’s just an old Russian fable.
For people he meets
at the Kremlin he seats
down the end of a forty foot table.

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John Bercow Limerick

Tuesday, March 8th, 2022

John Bercow’s behaviour may border
on bullying, or something much broader.
In the press he’s been panned,
and from Parliament banned
for being so well out of ORDER!

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Winter Olympics Done Deal Limerick

Thursday, March 3rd, 2022

Said Putin to Xi: “This is fun;
Olympics in snow, not in sun.
And yes, i’ll refrain
from invading Ukraine
till the skiing and skating is done.”

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