Archive for April, 2022

Parliamentary Porn Limerick

Thursday, April 28th, 2022

The Parliament air has turned blue
with porn on a phone screen, on view.
The MP’s excuse
was to say: “What the deuce!
In Whitehall there’s nought else to do.”

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Phobos Eclipses the Sun

Monday, April 25th, 2022

The Martian eclipse was a dud,
for what looked like a dollop of mud
passed in front of the sun,
not round as a bun
but resembling a misshapen spud.

(Actually, it was quite spectacular)

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Visiting the UK Limerick

Friday, April 15th, 2022

I thought there could be nothing grander
than to visit UK for a gander.
But Border Force say
I’ve got no right to stay,
so instead I’ll be seeing Rwanda.

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Boris? He’s Fine!

Thursday, April 14th, 2022

Of our era it’s somewhat a sign
that though Boris got hit with a fine
for breaking the law,
he was not shown the door
and didn’t once think to resign.

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I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles Limerick

Friday, April 8th, 2022

Whilst West Ham played Lyon, from France,
the game earned a long second glance,
for on the pitch ran
a lone Hammer’s fan
to ruin his own team’s last chance.

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Succession Limerick

Thursday, April 7th, 2022

Prince Charles is the next one to carry
the crown unless Lizzy should tarry.
Then’s William’s turn,
lest the crown he should spurn,
in which case, Gawd ‘elp us, it’s Harry!

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What Matters in Life

Friday, April 1st, 2022

The end of the world comes apace,
but the media only has space
for a middle-aged brat,
a celebrity spat
and a guy who got slapped round the face.

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