Archive for July, 2022

Heatwave Limerick

Wednesday, July 20th, 2022

The weather has all gone to pot,
the air is excessively hot,
and if you’re a goof
refuting the proof
of Climate Change then you’re a clot.

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Jaws Filmerick

Friday, July 15th, 2022

The Mayor is a miserable toad;
The Cop has an honourable code.
The Expert gets beaten,
The Captain gets eaten,
The Shark? Well, it gets to explode.

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Pretty Woman – Filmerick

Friday, July 15th, 2022

A wealthy young businessman meets
a hooker – they jump twixt the sheets.
They fight and they part,
she recaptures his heart
and he whisks her away from the streets.

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Psycho – Filmerick

Friday, July 15th, 2022

The Bates Motel’s heyday has come
and gone – Norman lives like a bum.
When questions get asked,
he feels like he’s tasked
to kill while dressed up as his mum.

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BoJo Resignation Limerick

Saturday, July 9th, 2022

BoJo once wielded a potion
that helped maintain party devotion.
But now his luck’s turned,
and Britain has learned
he plans to resign in slow motion.

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