There once was a man named Alan
who’d approach women upon his stallion.
At their feet he would grovel,
like a cheap romance novel,
and proceed to drink beer by the gallon.
Submitted by Rebecca
There once was a man named Alan
who’d approach women upon his stallion.
At their feet he would grovel,
like a cheap romance novel,
and proceed to drink beer by the gallon.
Submitted by Rebecca