There once was a lady aghast
at how quickly time had passed
one day they walk
another they talk
and next their feet grow far too fast!

There once was a mother of twins
listening to the battle of kins
I’m going to kill you
I’ll kill you too
it’ll be lonely for the one who wins…

A lady with very loud kids
although she loved them to bits
she decided to act
it is now a fact
a bit of ducttape saves your wits!

Cornelia Weissfloch (Slightly edited to make them scan)

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