At Donald, the world leaders sneered,
though he thought himself greatly revered;
and when he found out,
he started to pout
and in a big sulk disappeared.
Donald At NATO Meeting Limerick
December 7th, 2019Queen’s Passing Limerick
December 7th, 2019The Queen heard the country was fearing
a change of the monarch was nearing,
and when she found Charley,
things got rather gnarly,
for Charles had been whooping and cheering.
Boris Johnson Interview Limerick
December 6th, 2019When Boris was swapped for some ice,
he said that the stunt was not nice.
And now Andrew Neil
has made a new deal,
but the PM’s response is: “No dice!”
Merry Christmas, Mr. Trump
December 6th, 2019Said Donald: “Each year goods are sent
here for free by a white-bearded gent.
But this loophole I’ll close
and on Santa impose
a tariff of twenty percent.”
Princess Anne Limerick
December 6th, 2019The Queen advised Anne: “With a guest
we must always behave at our best.
Don’t be rude, be polite,
show not one ounce of spite,
even if he’s a miserable pest.”
Grand Tour Limerick
November 28th, 2019Said Jeremy Clarkson: “In light
of my ratings not being alright,
I’ll act like a churl
and blame a young girl
for the fact that The Grand Tour is shite.
Prince Andrew Limerick
November 24th, 2019Prince Andrew is in the s@$t deep,
for the whole world believes him a creep.
And even the Queen,
after what she has seen,
has labelled her son a black sheep.
Arise, Sir Nige
November 13th, 2019Said Nigel: “Let’s dust off the swords
and tell all our Brexiteer hordes
to go out and vote
lest I’m given a note
to say I’ve a place in the Lords.”
Rebels on a Train Limerick
October 27th, 2019Before the commuters had blinked,
men mounted the train with arms linked.
Then the transport delay
caused a violent affray
and the guys almost wound up extinct.
Mars Limerick
October 16th, 2019When Viking 2 launched for the stars,
its landing was met with hurrahs!
And with signs that there’s life
myself and the wife
are now thinking of moving to Mars.
Black-Face Limerick
September 30th, 2019His black-painted face was inciting;
the media commentary biting.
And so in the end
he plumped to defend
the photos by blaming poor lighting.
Boris Legs It Limerick
September 17th, 2019In Luxembourg, Boris’s smile,
lasted only a very short while.
At the sound of, “No Brexit”,
he made for the exit
and ran a proverbial mile.
Royal Budget Flight Limerick
August 24th, 2019Though William and Kate are celebs,
and their plane carried Kylie and Debs,
the twain didn’t meet
because each royal seat
was kept well away from the plebs.
Hal and Meg Limerick
August 21st, 2019Though they warn us about acid rain,
and world temperature’s getting insane,
Prince Harry and Meg
must be pulling our leg,
for they constantly travel by plane.
A$AP Rocky Limerick
July 30th, 2019A$AP Rocky believed that he could
keep from jail after doing no good;
but like President Trump,
he came down with a bump
when the Swedes said: “This isn’t your hood.”
Cricket Final Limerick
July 18th, 2019The English were caught in a fix
as their batsmen fast ran out of tricks,
then when Stokes ran for two
an outfielder threw
and deflected a fortunate six.
Women’s World Cup Limerick
July 12th, 2019Alas, when it came to the crunch,
the USA ate us for lunch.
But this talented team,
though they played like a dream,
are a highly unlikable bunch.
Diplomatic Cables Limerick
July 12th, 2019The White House was angered a lot
by messages leaked by some clot.
And as was expected,
once Trump had reflected
he threw all his toys from his cot.
Royal Nanny Limerick
July 2nd, 2019Misfortune’s when one nanny quits,
and it’s tough if a second one gits.
But now we have heard
of the loss of a third,
which means Meghan and Hal are the pits.
Dictator Bromance Limerick
July 2nd, 2019Said Donald: “True love’s when I see
darling Vladimir seated by me.
Yet nothing can beat
a photo-op meet
with dear Kim in Korea’s DMZ.”
The Camberwell Mystery Limerick
June 28th, 2019Was it things that go bump in the night,
or an earthquake’s formidable might?
I have to confess
that it’s anyone’s guess
coz Boris’s lips are shut tight.
Trump State Visit – 3
June 4th, 2019It seems Boris Johnson’s a man
who Trump deems a genuine fan;
so he gave him the nod
coz they’re peas in a pod
and a Mini-Me’s part of Trump’s plan.
Trump State Visit – 2
June 4th, 2019The Palace staff thought it a joke
when the White House liaisoning folk
said: “In order to feed
Donald Trump, all you need
is hamburgers, fries and a Coke.”
Trump State Visit – 1
June 4th, 2019Said Donald, “Till now I’ve been seen
to be uncouth and greedy and mean.
But today I’ve arrived,
coz I’ve gone and contrived
to sit down and have tea with the Queen.”
Everest Traffic Jam Limerick
May 30th, 2019From the Top of the World is a view
that has only been seen by a few;
but now all’s not fine
coz the peak has a line
that is worse than a post office queue.