Deportation Blues Limerick

January 17th, 2022

Poor Djokovic thought that his fame
meant he wouldn’t be treated the same
as those who were vaxxed,
but then he got axed,
and its only himself he should blame.

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Bo-Jo Party Limerick (3)

January 13th, 2022

While partying, Boris felt fine,
even though he had crossed a red line.
But now, to his shame,
we’ve got wise to his game
and expect him to duly resign.

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Bo-Jo Party Limerick (2)

January 12th, 2022

Poor Bo-Jo is suffering the blues
and fears the PM’s job he’ll lose;
for though he’s repeating
he thought it a meeting,
the email said: “Bring your own booze!”

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Djokovic Senior Limerick

January 12th, 2022

While Djokovic senior burned
with anger when journalists learned
his son had dissembled,
he told those assembled,
quite poker-faced: “Meeting adjourned.”

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Novak Djokovic Limerick

January 7th, 2022

Said Djokovic: “I’ve made a blunder
in coming for tennis Down Under.
Most Aussies I find
are of one single mind
in wanting to tear me asunder.”

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Limerick on Soccer Player Tattoo Ban

December 31st, 2021

China’s footballers haven’t a clue
why they can’t go and get a tattoo,
but I think it might be
it’s since President Xi
is afraid they’ll choose Winnie the Pooh.

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Merry X-mas Limerick

December 25th, 2021

From me it’s a ho, ho, and ho!
Those humbugs are really no go.
The merriest Christmas,
sans heart burn or gas
and a New Year with joy and no woe.

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Party Time Limerick

December 15th, 2021

When living it up hale and hearty,
a party’s not always a party.
Wine tasting’s a whiz,
as is Boris’s quiz
or socially-distanced karate.

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Omicron Limerick

December 7th, 2021

A new tongue I’m learning to speak
as the outlook for Covid grows bleak.
For each variation
affecting the nation
has made me more fluent in Greek.

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Limerick

November 22nd, 2021

Man U. have said ‘Farewell!’ to Ole,
his Old Trafford tenure proved folly.
He’s swapped football strife
for more time with his wife
and decking the hallways with holly.

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Phasing Down Limerick

November 15th, 2021

The power plant chimneys are smoking,
their furnaces we are still stoking;
but phasing out coal
is our ultimate goal –
on second thoughts, no, we’re just joking.

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Gender Reveal Limerick

November 15th, 2021

A gender reveal is the pits,
but it thrills those expectant to bits;
though your bundles of joy
whether girl or a boy
will likely turn out little…angels.

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Dubai

November 8th, 2021

There is a smug place called Dubai,
No humour though it is dry,
Covered in sand,
One gold-laden hand,
Twinkles a lawyer’s war cry

Coffee and Alex

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COP 26 Limerick

November 5th, 2021

In Glasgow the world leaders met
and greenhouse emissions were set.
But nothing is binding
and young folk are finding
that they and the world will still fret.

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Hot Chocolate Limerick

November 5th, 2021

When times are a little bit rocky
and your internal clock goes tick-tocky,
to cheer yourself up
why not go and sup
on a cup of delicious hot chockie?

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Limerick to Three Unearthed Statues

October 29th, 2021

Some old Roman statues were found;
when unearthed, they all three looked around.
Said one: “Do pray tell,
is this Heaven or Hell?
Better still, put us back in the ground.

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To Boldly Go

October 16th, 2021

Will Shatner went up into space,
the G forces flattening his face.
Said he, ‘I am potty,
I should have called Scotty
to put beaming up into place.”

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Alfred the Great Limerick

October 13th, 2021

Though Alfred the Great ruled a nation,
He caused one old crone consternation;
For her cakes, which he watched,
Got entirely botched
On the stove in a mass conflagration.

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Word of the day: WALLYDRAG, the runt of the litter

October 6th, 2021

He may have been the wallydrag
But his tail would give a jolly wag
He looked so smart
That he won my heart
With his tail just like a jolly flag.

(c) David Warin Solomons
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Industrial Britain Limerick

September 29th, 2021

Industrial Britain was cruel,
the people ate nothing but gruel;
they were covered in fleas
and had black lung disease
from coal which they burned as a fuel.

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Self Portrait Limerick

September 19th, 2021

There once was a poet named Danny
Whose poems could be rather uncanny.
He also wrote lyrics
With nice atmospherics,
But never did win a damn Grammy.

Daniel Klawitter

Emma Raducanu Limerick

September 16th, 2021

Piers said: “She cannot swing a bat.”
But his words were about to fall flat;
for it proved Emma’s day,
in the U. S. of A.,
whilst Piers was proved somewhat a… berk.

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Diddly-Squat Restaurant Limerick

September 13th, 2021

Said Clarkson: “There’s plenty of space
for restaurants on my country place;
and if the food’s cold,
as per days of old,
you’re welcome to punch my fat face.”

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Vaccination Limerick

September 7th, 2021

The vaccine’s a wonderful thing,
though sometimes your arm feels a sting.
And please be aware,
if you fail to take care
your I-phone will suddenly ping.

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Red Rules Limerick

August 23rd, 2021

If you come from a country that’s red,
a Covid hotel has a bed
that’s yours for ten days
though the customer pays
till the dosh in his bank account’s fled.

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