There once was a young man from Shoreham
Who bought some tight jeans and he wore em
He stooped then he laughed
Then he felt quite a draft
Cos he knew just where he had tore them
There once was a young man from Shoreham
Who bought some tight jeans and he wore em
He stooped then he laughed
Then he felt quite a draft
Cos he knew just where he had tore them